Shiny Happy Fists of Rage

babooshkart:

sunday morning.

bonus background detail? more likely than you think.

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littlecozyspace:

Oh to be sipping pumpkin spice latte in a Barnes & Noble cafe and then wandering around the “Fantasy” section…

roach-works:

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viewtifulmarkovich:

viewtifulmarkovich:

justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

look im not saying i would fuck him but i am saying that scooby-do has four close friends as an adult (this is HARD), he’s emotive and empathetic, he has a good relationship with his family, he admits when he’s wrong and he’s always open to negotiation, and he is arguably employed as a very successful home investigator.

i am saying you could do worse.

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Anonymous asked:

whats your type?

hogwartscastle:

Fictional men written by women.

hexglyphs:

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

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homo-sex-shoe-whale:

cool-beans-central:

funny-tik-toks:

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

English isn’t my native language and this felt like I was having a stroke

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